- Care for some vegetables?
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Ho reader,
It has been brought to my attention that there is a website for unscrupulous individuals to watch The Simpsons online. If there are any internet police present, I shall post this for your benefit, so that you may D-E-S-T-R-O-Y the portion of the internet hosting it.
LINK — > http://wtsof.tv
Though it be the future, and no one with half a double-brain (and an internet connection) has television, I can see why some would want to log on to the website and watch episodes without the expressed consent of Fox… but I beg that you do not.
What next, Marijuana use? Sex for the sake of pleasure? Drinking milk straight out of the carton?! SWAYING FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO TREAT ONES PENIS (or breasts) AS A CLOTHED-PENDULUM?!! Madness, I say!
Characters like Edward Snowden and that Christ fellah probably started with some illicit Simpsons watching, and even they weren’t satisfied with swaying in the milk aisle, their junk as free as their unbound, and sin-blackened souls… I digress, but really everything but the link has been a digression. So, whatever. 😛
In closing… please do not watch this excellent show from the comfort of your un-cabled home.
– J
a testament of sentience 