I was on the subway today and I heard two girls blathering on about their bad luck with guys. It was uncomfortable to listen to. Games this, games that. Stupid.

If either of them lands in a meaningful relationship, that makes them happy, it’s going to be by accident.

I have thus decided that I will write a piece about how to attract a mate. I believe I have it boiled down to some pretty simple steps that are so effective, that if they turn out to be ineffective, they succeed wonderfully in other ways. (Really though, it’s a fool-proof approach to seeking another.)

I will not get too much into that now, but this counts as my intention to do so.

I also have, on the burner, a piece about marijuana legalization, and how to be the perfect zen motorist. blahg, so little time… so many distractions.

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It’s funny. Each night I HAVE been writing, but I have not been posting. This post hardly seems like it counts.

Anyways,

Onward and upward!